"There is no escape. Give us your brains..."

You only wish you could call yourself an albino cyclops..

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Makes me grin...

“Flesh to ash, bones to dust Let sand pull back to wretched teeth and let the heavens rain dry Fill thy heart with scorn, o genius of dust Let thy touch wash over our sins We submit to the end. -A Prayer to Suphlatus, Angel of Dust”

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What the fuck am I gonna do with my hair? I know it’s going back to black…but the style….

HALP

First pic is of me.

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Trans Man Deceived Wife For 17 Years With Fake Penis



16 May 2006 

A female-to-male transgendered person who made his own penis did not tell his wife of 17 years that he was born a woman lost his parental rights to his wife’s daughter at the Court of Appeal earlier today.

The man referred to as Mr J, is legally considered to be a male following the 2004 Gender Recognition Act that allows a transgendered people to legally take on a different sexual identity to their birth and can therefore marry someone of the same birth sex.

However, the three appeal court judges found that at the time of Mr J’s marriage to Mrs C, he was legally considered to be a woman (as the act is not retrospective) and that the marriage in 1977 was therefore unlawful.

Mrs C has a 14 year old daughter who was conceived with artificial insemination by an anonymous donor. As Mr J was not legally married to Mrs C at the time of the conception, he can not be legally considered the father of the child.

Mr J concealed the fact that he was not born a man from his wife for the duration of their 17 year marriage through the use of home made penis that he used during sex.

Mr J is believed to have been born with gender dysmorphia and underwent hormone treatment and had his breasts removed before he met Mrs C, although he had not completed a full sex change before their marriage collapsed.

Lord Justice Ward described the marriage as a “travesty” adding that people would find it astonishing that Mrs C did not realise that he husband was born a woman.

The court ordered that neither party should be identified to protect the 14 year old and an elder child. Mrs C will consult with a psychiatrist before explaining the truth of her now nullified marriage to them.

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Omfg. I loled! Look what I found on Wes's myspace!

JUGGALOS ARE SHIT. THEY DESERVE TO BE CANNIBALIZED!

normal friends: never ask for faygo
juggalo friends: are the reason you have no faygo
normal friends: call your parents Mr/Mrs
juggalo friends: call your parents dad/mom
normal friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
juggalo friends: would be next sitting next to you say “damn we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
normal friends: never seen you cry
juggalo friends: cry with you
normal friends: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
juggalo friends: keep you shit so long they forget its yours
normal friends: know a few things bout you
juggalo friends: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
normal friends: ask what a faygo shower is
Juggalo friends: say “what time and where? im fucking ampeed now”
normal friends: will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
juggalo friends: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
normal friends: would knock on your front door
juggalo friends: walk right in and say “im here bitch wheres the faygo”
normal friends: are for a while
juggalo friends: are for life
normal friends: will take your drink away when they think youve had enough
juggalo friends: will look at you stumbing all over the place and say “bitch drink the rest of that you kno we dont waste shit”
normal friends: will talk shit to the person who talks shit bout you
juggalo friends: will knock them the fuck out
normal friends: would ignore this
juggalo
friends: will send this to all their JUGGALO friendds and hope to get
it back!! i sent this to you cuz i think your a DOWN-ASS JUGGALO FRIEND
send this to all your friends ans if you get 6 back you are a JUGGALO
FRIEND

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Iz a fucktard...

Me: Smart cars are so awesome. I want one with dinosaurs glued to it. Not fake ones. I mean a REAL fucking trex!

Patrick: The trex could use 2 smartcars as roller skates.

Me: OMG! YUS! And we could get a whole bunch of them together and roller derby!

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When I should be paying attention

I can see you at your desk

Cursing every droning dial-tone

Counting your co-workers like cattle for the slaughter

It’s almost sad to picture you in a cage made of fluorescent bulbs

And cubical walls

I can almost hear the phones ringing

Feel them ringing us into catatonia

Do you think of me too

As I sit and tune my lessons out and write of our modernist slavery?

Do you sigh and zone off

Images of our love dancing through your head in a nightmarish waltz

As I do?

These walls

These lights

They crush and blind us

They unite us in the pain they inflict.

Under the same unflattering lights

Crushed between grey walls

We are together

I can feel your every heartbeat

They rattle through me

…And shake me to tears…

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Songs That Remind Me of You (on my ipod)

Nearly every song I have reminds me of you, but here are the ones that lyrically stir you up in my mind.

Sun + Moon + Stars by A-rest

Tighter Noose by Abandoned Pools

Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith

Strange and beautiful by Aqualung

Xtacy by ATB

Stuttering by Ben’s Brother

Dear My Love by Birds Fled From Me

Falling Down by Birds Fled From Me

All Is Full of Love by Bjork

I Guess I Need You Baby by (I’d rather not say…)

In A Lonely Place by (I’d also rather not say)

Loves Embrace/Loving Me For Me by (Also not saying)

True Colors by Cyndi Lauper

Accidental Babies by Damien Rice

If You’re Not The One by (Not saaaaying)

Change by Deftones (not because of the lyrics, but hot damn)

Be Quiet and Drive (Acoustic) by Deftones

If Only Tonight we Could Sleep by The Cure

Needles and Pins by Deftones

Chrysalis by Diary of Dreams

Colors of the Rainbow by DJ Skeptyk

Good Enough by Evan- wtf ever- sence

Light Of Love - ?

All Around Me by Flyleaf

Broken Wings by Flyleaf

Sorrow by Flyleaf

Fragrance by gackt (WEEABOO)

I Love Love You by Hideki Naguya

Killing Loneliness by HIM

Beautiful by HIM

I love You by HIM

Join Me by HIM

Wish You Were Here by Incubus

Is This Real by Lisa Hall

x-Static process by Madonna

Intervention by Madonna

Nothing Fails by Madonna

If I Was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson

Heart Shaped Glasses by Marilyn Manson

Tear Drop by Massive Attack

Itoshii Hito by Miyavi

Vessel by NIN

Don’t Let It Go Away by No Doubt

Underneath it All by No Doubt

Running by No Doubt

Spiderwebs by No Doubt

Platinum by Orgy

I Hate My Job ny PSM

Night Walk by PSM

Where Is My Mind by The Pixies (This song probably more than any of the others listed)

Only You by Portishead

All Mine by Portishead

Dont Cry Out by Shiney Toy Guns

Crystal by Stevie Nicks (possibly the most important one to me)

U Got It Bad by Usher

Love Song by The Cure

My Boo by Usher

Nightdrive With You by Anoraak

Just Like Heaven by The Cure

Best I Ever Had by Drake

Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in The Sky

If It Kills Me by Jason Mraz

Skeletons by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Wer Bin Ich by Lafee

Lovers and Friends by Usher

Maps by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Tainted Love by Marilyn Manson

Gravity by Sara B

Thinking Of You by APC

And more than I am willing to take any longer writing down.

UUUGH!

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Oh look! They’res a photo of Patty watching tv in the office! How did they get that?
dontclickitdude:
fox “news”

Oh look! They’res a photo of Patty watching tv in the office! How did they get that?

dontclickitdude:

fox “news”

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I can huz, plz?!

dontclickitdude:
dream car.

I can huz, plz?!

dontclickitdude:

dream car.

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